Sarah Palin: Why Can't We Stop Talking About Her?

Alec Baldwin recently revealed his reaction on the Palin-SNL acceptance. Some fans hated it because it didn’t skewer Palin enough, while some still applaud SNL for being the only one with the guts to make fun of politicians who are right in front of them.

Thing is, it’s just too hard to not talk about Sarah Palin. Well, there’s always the Tina Fey resemblance. On the other hand, here are some other reasons:

The Quotes! Can you imagine foreign policy being reduced to “I live next to Russia!” How about her being stunned when asked what exactly a VP does? Can you imagine a world where she didn’t say that and we loved her all the more because of it? How about the “Thanks, but no thanks!” or the “you betchas?” It’s too easy because sometimes her speeches feel like they’ve been practiced in front of a mirror and rehearsed repeatedly. Any semblance of spontaneity is gone. It’s also the content of whatever she says: 80% is misquoted, the other 20% just makes us go “huh?”

The Hair and Make-Up! Many have commented that they hate the hair — while a more recent study shows that more people are trying to get the same hair. Boosting the profit of stylists. But wait, there ‘s even more — according to word that’s gone out, Palin spends even more of the Republican budget on her make-up artist — even more so than McCain! It’s also been stated that she’s putting on heavier blush these days as a result of the spotlight being on her even more intensely.

Pre-Nomination Makeover

The Clothes. $150,000 on clothes for the last two months? Have we been working especially hard to buy her those hot new shoes? Republicans are already reporting an outcry after hearing this, plus, the Democrats aren’t too far behind and are probably not going to let this slide.

That Beauty Queen thing. Treating the elections as a beauty pageant doesn’t mean that you could gloss over the real important stuff, like the question-and-answer portion, or, for that matter, the talent portion. Finding the right answer to “how would you achieve world peace?” probably hasn’t been that hard for her.

That Hustler porn thing. When has porn not been famous? It’s one of the rare dirty secrets that a lot of people has but is refusing to step out in the open. So maybe someone asked the question, “what’d it look like, watching that hawt VP get nailed?” Well look no further, because Hustler’s coming out with something that emulates the answer in their new adult film, “Who’s Nailin’ Palin?” With a Sarah Palin-lookalike facing untold horrors, such as neighboring Russkies and whatnot, facing down with an Obama-alike, etc, I’m guessing it’d be a parody megamix.

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