Help! I Need Tips To Get an Awesome Tan

The cold months have really done their damage on me! I’m as pale as a ghost! I absolutely hate it. Now that spring is here, and summer just around the corner. I want to get my color back, and a little extra than what I normally wear !:P I’ve thought about the following tanning tips..Do they really work? Don’t they seem strange? Help!!! get a tan

1. Tanning lotion- I can’t for the life of me figure out how to get an even tan with this. It comes off really streaky on me, and leaves me uneven. Not only that, it’s extremely messy and it gets all over my bag, my clothes and my best bikinis! Not my idea of a good time!

2. Tanning oil- Being on a hot beach is already hot and sticky enough, without the added fuss of an oily solutio. Besides, aren;t these really really bad for your skin?

3.Tanning beds - I suffer from claustrophobia! I always feel like I can’t breathe well in tight and enclosed spaces!

4.Beer?- Has anyone else heard of this idea? Supposedly, you slather beer all over yourself to get that golden glow. I don’t know if its just me, but I’m finding this idea a little weird!

Any advice and suggestions would be greatly appreciated? All you golden ladies and gentelmen out there, please help! I’ve consulted travel tip websites , but they don’t really mention anything on tanning!

Please help a really white Bea with her dreams of a sun-kissed glow! xoxo




Dreaming While Awake.. AGAIN

I have this incurable disease of dreaming when I am awake.

Signs and symptoms include (but are not limited to) the following:

1. Starring into space at the most unexpected moments

2. Blurting on statements that have nothing to do with the present conversation at hand

3.Constantly sighing

4. Smiling for no apparent reason

HELLPPPPP! What’s bitten me today are delusions of unlimited funds and spending!

Powered on by these sites, I sincerely believe that if I strive hard enough, and if their deals get good enough, I will soon be able to acquire this list:

1.The perfect nude eyeshadow I spotted here
2. A new phone, preferably the cream blackberry. Incidentally, this site says I can get it for free. The wheels in my heard are turning…

3. A 70% off trip to somewhere exotic, first choice being India , but at the end of the day, anywhere exotic will do! Beggars after all, cannot be choosers. This thought was spurred on, when I opened my mailbox and found this

Ayayay! I really got to get my head out of the clouds and start functioning. Or perhaps, a search for a wealthy benefactor or maybe an enchanted fairy godmother is in order! :P